(MATT: She doesn’t get pregnant on the first try and floats the idea of using an egg from her wine-soaked sister?) Her Mom encourages this.

Brie says she’s never getting pregnant at “her age” - and, so, they begin speculating about Nikki “donating eggs”. The Bellas whine about being on vacation. (MATT: They obviously weren’t talking about John, then.) Cathy (their Mom) basically corrects her and says they were both wrong and to shut the fuck up and talk about something else. (MATT: “All right! Let’s go do some shots and pick up more random dudes at the bar!”)īrie mocks her sister for saying “more bigger” during a conversation. She tells the camera that, a few years ago, knowing she wasn’t pregnant would have sent her into Happy Hour with a smile. She pep-talks her as Brie says that she’s never getting pregnant. Nikki, like, doesn’t want her to, like, cryyyyyy. She’s started her period, so she’s not preggers. (MATT: “Where’s that dominatrix? I need her to tie me up so I can blow off some steam…”)īrie’s upset. She wants nothing to do with Jim anymore. Nattie wants to know more - and, suddenly - DAAAA!!! WHAT THE?! Her Mom’s there in the kitchen! (MATT: What the fuck?! Does she live in their goddamn bushes?!) Her Mom says she’s at her wit’s end with Jim. Nattie wants to go over future plans about Tyson and Cesaro - until Nattie gets a call from her Mom, telling her that her Dad had a temper tantrum at the treatment center. Nattie does her usual weekly weird shit to a cat. (MATT: Is it possible to go one episode without talking about the inner workings of the Bellas? Shit, they could have their own human biology film by now.) Nikki tells her “to not be gross”, which is ironic, since she was the one yapping about “seal slit” last season. Brie complains about nausea and says she “hopes she doesn’t have diarrhea”. (MATT: And they get to eat them without throwing them up later!) Brie tells Nikki that she’s “two weeks late”. It’s Diet Cheat Day for the Bellas! They’re going for donuts. (MATT: Oh, he tapped it all right.) I didn’t say “tapped it”. We get a glimpse of her making Kendrick tap. Eva tells the camera that it’s time to shake off all the negativity. (MATT: I speak for all blogs when I say, “We demand immediate footage”.) Kendrick tells her to forget all about it. Brie promises to fix her up.Įva is still licking her wounds from the other day. (MATT: Except everything that happens at the HOF is real.) Brie practically creams her panties, telling the camera that this is a “red carpet event, the only one WWE has!” (MATT: Red carpets are to Bellas what lights are to moths.) Paige says that she doesn’t have a gown. Brie explains that the event is like “The Oscars”.

Paige says she is and she’s bringing her Mom as her “+1”.

Brie wants to know if Paige is going to the WWE Hall of Fame. Fans take photos with Paige and Brie at the airport.

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